Sunday 8 March 2015

Umineko no Naku Koro ni - Battler's Weakness

Battler's Weakness

Battler: .........Should've taken the boat.........the boat......

Maria: Faaalll! Faaalll! Uu-uu-uu-uu-!!

Rosa: Maria, that's enough! .......But what a surprise. I thought there was nothing that could scare Battler-kun.

Rudolph: This guy can't handle vehicles for ome reason. Always yells about falling and sinking and stuff. You're a disgrace of a man, youa re.

Battler: ......Ah, shut up. That thing was seriously shaking way too much... I just got a little stressed, since it was my first time on a small plane like that...

Eva: You call that 'a little stressed'? Heheheh, sounds like it'd be fun to take an overseas vacation with you, Battler-kun. Would you like to go to Egypt with your aunt? You'd get to ride a plane for a full 14 hours?

Kyrie: Ahhahaha! There's a good plan. Battler-kun, you should go let Eva nee-san toughen you up some. Still, it's so hilarious! Ahhahahaha!

Hideyoshi: Wahhahaha, now, now. Everyone's got their own strong and weak points. It's bad to laugh at 'em. Wahhahaha...!

George: D-Dad, you're laughing too. Hey, Maria-chan, you shouldn't laugh anymore.

Maria: Shouldn't laugh anymore? Uu-!

Gyah, dammit! Is being scared of planes really such a big deal?
Everyone obviously thinks I'm a big oaf now... Tch!

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